Al Gore may get cement shoes

by Tamas S. Kiss Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Portland, Oregon -USA, has been world-renowned for its cement, now Portland police are to put former Vice President Al Gore’s feet in cement, to solidify his alleged sex abuse case, that has been shelved, collecting dust for several years.

Portland District Attorney Michael Schrunk has reopened the case that was initially dismissed on the grounds that there was no substantial evidence.

Al Gore, whose wife (for 40 years) reportedly dumped him for his sex-scandal with massage therapist Molly Hagerty. The latter claims that she has evidence that Gore had raped her in a hotel in 2006.